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Victorville utopia

Desert skies, apple pies, jiffy lubes and tire tubes

All along the same street

The world’s largest thermometer just about an hour away

What more could you want, what more can I say

 

I’m leaving Anaheim, looking for a better time,

I’m leaving Anaheim and headed for a Victorville Utopia

 

Victorville Utopia

 

Dried up skin and cigarette smoke, outlet stores, open range and open pores

Red tile roofs stretch out like zits on a dry lake bed you could lose your wits

If that’s your plan

I don’t know just what I’ve found

but I’m still above the ground and I like the sounds I hear,

a truck in the distance and a coyote call.

 

I’m leaving Anaheim, looking for a better time,

I’m leaving Anaheim and headed for a Victorville Utopia

 

Victorville Utopia

 

I’m leaving Anaheim

I’ve got a date with a lizard and a snake, a remote control

and a case of beer I’m going to drink real slow

I’m leaving Anaheim

There’s something you’ve got to hear, that’s the sound of nothing,

Hitting your ear like a ten ton pillow.

 

Victorville Utopia

Victorville Utopia

blank canvas

There was a mural on a wall, inside of an old house

A man worked on every single day

For twenty years he painted, trying to get it right

Always just a brush stroke away.

 

One day he broke down in tears

One day he couldn’t stand its sight

Within an hour those twenty years

Got a fresh coat of white.  Primer white.

 

Every single day now, a blank canvas

Every single day now, a blank canvas

 

There was a suitcase in an attic, all dusty and bent

Filled with love letters that were never sent

Its owner long forgotten, but you’d never forget

The scent of wasted time and lingering regret.

 

We’ve got things to do now

There’s still time to play

 

Every single day now, a blank canvas

Every single day now, a blank canvas

 

What will happen next I can not foresee

What will happen next, what a great place to be.

 

There’s a stain in my mind, like bougainvillea petals (that were)

ground into sidewalk cement

At first you want to bleach it, clean it up

Then you find that stain was heaven sent

 

We’ve got things to do now

There’s still time to play

 

Every single day now, a blank canvas

Every single day now, a blank canvas

graduation day

She walks down the hall at a quickening pace feet tapping on the floor 

of the school that she knew

She leaves behind the shell of her former self 

On a chair in room 102

She races to a door at the end of the hall, her hair blowing from the wind

She knows once you go through that door, you can’t come back in

 

On Graduation Day

 

That cubical’s closing in like a beige padded vice, getting tighter every day

Everything is fading from the hair line to the clothes, it happened slowly, day by day

And he thinks of summer days the smell of Coppertone and sea foam

Perfume as a girl walks by

He takes his name tag off, races to the door, not knowing to laugh or to cry.

 

On Graduation Day

 

You can’t come back in, that’s the price you pay

You don’t know where to go, but you know you can’t stay

You can’t come back in, but there’s nothing wrong

You’re just looking, looking for a new favorite song

A new favorite song

 

Nothing is easy, everything is hard, when you make it to ninety four

The greatest generation coming to a close and hard to get to any door

And she thinks of that first Christmas after WWII, of her family, and her friends

She’s thinking, later on tonight, she might be seeing them all again

 

On Graduation Day

simian ways

The way your eyes react to light

The way you hold your body up-right

And glide across the floor with grace and ease.

The way you reason with your mind

The way know how to tell time

The way you rhyme your words

With words that do not rhyme

You, I want to share all of your days

And I’ll always be amazed with

You and your simian ways.

It’s the way you brush your hair, the way you wear your underwear

The way you comprehend E and MC squared

The gentle way you twirl your wine, the way you know how to be kind

The way you never lost what you could not find

You, I want to share all of your days

And I’ll always be amazed with

You and your simian ways.

                                      

Are we just a bunch of monkeys floating on a raft in outer space

Have we come too far too fast and if that’s the case

Are we on a slow boat to Heaven or Havana

In any case, I’m on board with you so, pass the banana. Pass the banana, please.

A gentle soul is what you are, except behind the wheel of a car

We’ve miles to go, and yet we’ve come so far

The way you brighten up a room, and the way you play bassoon

Okay, you don’t know how, but, please take lessons soon. 

You, I want to share all of your days

And I’ll always be amazed with

You and your simian ways.

Ah, my simian girl

Let me be your silverback alpha male

We’ll navigate this strange, strange world

Together.

what are you waiting for

Hey there confidence, my old friend, where’d you go?

It’s getting late and I’m hoping that you still might show

With measured steps, you can avoid almost every hole

I’m thinking now it’s time to try out for another role

 

They say you’ll go down in flames, you’re going to lose, you’re going to fail

Maybe leave you crying on the floor

So, what are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

 

You can take the path of least resistance always give them what they want

Use the same words but this time with a different font

You can await until the springtime when the winter sand leaves your eye

Or wait until the fall and watch the leaves and another year drift on by, again

 

Or you could

Go down in flames, you can lose, you can fail

Maybe leave you crying on the floor

So what are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for

 

What to do, what to do

You want to leave a small footprint, but wear a big shoe

It might be time, to lose control

It might take tears

To water your soul

 

You can take the easy road, go for the shorter wall

It’s half the climb but in the end, it’s twice the fall.

 

Or you can

Go down in flames, where you can lose, where you can fail

Maybe leave you crying on the floor

So, what are you waiting for?

wrong year

Losing conviction and hard earned dollars at a blackjack table to a dealer named Doris

The man next to me is sweating out Jack, he smells like soup and he’s smoked a third pack (in my face)

How did it ever come to this

The road not taken was a girl I missed

When I looked her in the eyes it all became clear

 

It was the right minute, the right moment, the wrong year

The right minute, the right moment, the wrong year.

 

Standing an hour in the buffet line, in one hand whiskey the other hand wine

A keno girl approaches me she’s looking pretty pretty but pretty twenty three.

 

How did it ever come to this

The road not taken was a girl I missed

When I looked her in the eyes it all became clear

 

It was the right minute, the right moment, the wrong year

 

I see an old couple, together for years

They share the same memories, they share the same beer

 

It would have been nice if it happened that way

The time wasn’t right, but maybe some day

Maybe some day.

 

Back at a table disheveled and sweaty losing my soul to a dealer named Betty

A young man sits down next to me, then moves away cause now it’s me that stinks

And I do

 

Come here young man I got something to say

If you love someone never walk away

Carpe diem boy seize the day

 

Cause it’s the right minute, the right moment, the right year

Cause it’s the right minute,the perfect moment, right

Now

uncommon times

Angry all the time, wound up like a red hot coil

One foot in the cold, cold sea, would bring it to boil

Tension high in the middle of the night

I’m thinking, something

Something doesn’t seem quite right

 

I’m exhausted from the spinning, it’s out of control

When they tell you that you’re winning, in the whirlpool of a porcelain bowl. 

Like gas station sushi that’s been out all night

It might look okay, but something doesn’t smell quite right

 

And I’m wondering if a dollar still equals ten dimes

Seeking common sense, in these

These uncommon times.

 

You gotta know when to put up a fight, always trust your senses

Be ready to take your glasses off, but keep in those contact lenses

Though you can’t see well in the middle of the night

You’re thinking something

Something doesn’t look quite right

 

And I’m wondering if a dollar still equals ten dimes

Seeking common sense, in these

These uncommon times.

 

Then I saw hope

I saw hope

I saw hope in the eyes of a passing stranger

I saw hope

On a kind face in a crowd 

I saw sweet human kindness

Sweet human goodness

Sweet wisdom and truthfulness, then I knew

Sweet human love, in the end

Will shine on through.

pounding at the tide

I was never one for following the crowd

But, never one for falling behind

Now everything I have is up in a cloud

And getting much more difficult to find

With complications rising all the time

 

I’ve too many passwords floating in my brain

Too many numbers to remember

Too much information is driving me insane

If my brain could walk it’d need a cane

If my brain could walk it’d need a cane

 

I was pounding at the tide, it kept coming in

Until it turned me around

Now I’ll text you as I’m falling and I’ll call you

When I hit the ground

 

Everyone around me is buried in a phone 

Never looking up at other faces

Let’s get together soon and we can socialize alone

So much for ancient social graces

Fare thee well to ancient social graces

 

I think I’m going to go home and turn off my phone

Turn off everything I own, even my TV

There’s nothing I need to know right now

And when it come to life

Those minutes don’t rollover

And if you’re always wired in you’re never free

Like a catfish on the line, you’re never free.

 

I was pounding at the tide, it kept coming in

Until it turned me around

Now I’ll text you as I’m falling and I’ll call you

When I hit the ground

worry on your mind

There’s tension and fear like you’re stuck in the mud

It’s as dry as the moon but you’re waiting for flood

 

Like the bearer of a ring in a modern Tolkien world

You carry the weight of a milktruck thinking the milk’s already curled, 

in your mind

 

Worry on your mind

Worry on your mind

Peace for a minute, but worry, always close behind

 

Childhood, so many years ago,

You forget how to have pure fun

So many scars from the battles that you’ve lost

And deeper wounds from the battles that you’ve won

 

May you look past the cracks, let those shoulders relax

Not worry about every little thing

There’s a bee buzzing a mile away and you’re waiting for the sting

In your mind

 

Worry on your mind

Never changed a thing.

 

I’ve been counting all the things that are going right

Sure there’s things I would change, even still.

They say heavy is the head that wears the crown,

I’m thinking, a clown has bigger shoes to fill.

 

May you look past the cracks, let those shoulders relax

Not worry about every little thing

There’s a bee buzzing a mile away and you’re waiting for the sting

In your mind

 

Worry on your mind

Worry on your mind

Peace for a minute, but worry, always close behind

balloon day

It’s Balloon Day at your local dealership

Free balloons and hot dogs

Hot dogs are for free just for stopping by

But, not until the weekend

 

It’s balloon day at your local dealership

Everybody’s welcome

All you have to do is come on in for a look around

 

I bought a brand new car, several years ago

They didn’t treat me well, that much I know

So I come here every weekend

For free hot dogs and balloons

I’ll get my money back a bite at a time

I’m in line right at noon

 

For hot dogs and balloons

Free hot dogs and balloons

Free hot dogs and balloons

Free hot dogs and balloons

 

They taste so…free

 

It’s balloon day at your local dealership

Free balloons and hot dogs

They got a big blow up gorilla so bring in the kids

Ah the smell of a new car

And hot dogs frying

Cooked by a salesman who didn’t wash his hands

And while he was grilling he was cooking up

Other plans.

 

I’ve got one thousand hot dogs to go

About a thousand balloons

So, come on in and see me I’m here on week ends

I’m in line

Right at noon

For Balloon day. Balloon day.

barbarians at the gate

Our arms interlocked

Our minds crystal clear

Our toes buried in the sand

 

Firm in our thoughts

Firm in our fears

For today we make our last stand

 

Barbarians at the gate

Barbarians pounding at the gate

 

Pink is the sky

Still is the air

We hear each other sweat

 

We’re doing what is right

We’re fighting the good fight

We’re doing what we must to survive

 

Barbarians at the Gate

Barbarians pounding at the gate

 

We’ll show them our might and brawn

We beat them and we’ll cut them through ‘till dawn

 

For a moment, I pause

A moment I wonder

 

Which side of the gate

I’m standing on.

oh, mighty santa ana river!

Oh, mighty Santa Ana River

I long to see your concrete shores

And to walk across your waters

And try not to breathe your spores

 

Discarded couches and old shopping carts

Faded plastic bags from distant Kmarts

The Blue Danube may try to impress

But it doesn’t have a nearby Matterhorn or Panda Express

 

Oh, mighty Santa Ana River!

From your shores I see an A

some say you’re just a gutter

But I cannot see you this way, my old friend

 

You’re the only thing in life that’s never really changed

The open fields are gone, but you remain

The Huntington pier is about half its size

They closed down my Callender’s pies

There used to be Naugles now there’s some chicken Loco

I miss the Beatles, maybe even Yoko

The Golden Bear is gone, I saw Don McLean there

American Pie bulldozed

sometime things in life just aren’t fair.

 

Truth be known I would rather it have been

a nicer place

Parisienne skies, a Hawaiian beach but that was not to be the case

 

But Santa Ana River, you were there for me

Rolling through the city with your debris

 

A jet was passing by there were shards of broken glass

Cars were honking from the overpass

But, mighty river I know you understand

For, you will always be that first place

I held her hand.

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